Abbey Normal

13. Obstacle Illusion

School sucks! Or does it? Brenda grew up in Kentucky - Appalachia to be precise - and faced many hurdles in her journey to make it past middle school.

12. Jelly Belly

Don't be jelly of my belly! Abbey laments school dress codes, and discusses current clothing expectations with an educator and those impacted - kids!

11. Everything is (tee)Totally Fine

"Life is so full of crap I could scream." - 12 year old

Let's talk BIG feelings, mental health, and learning how to adult. Plus, the new, now trending, straight outta the Bay term: The Red Baron.

 

10. VM: Hot in Herre

Abbey and Annie are HOT! This quickie in the Plounge (podcast lounge) requires ta-ta towels, to bemoan Fresno summers and the drama of school transportation.

9. Clink Shrink

Grab your Wildkat keychain and take a (Target) trip to Oakland muggings. Abbey and Lety enjoy a slammer staycation with some unqualified therapy.

8. Identi-tease

Goth, slut, choir girl, figuring out who you are is tough work! We take a winding journey through Catholic school to the legit pissed-off 90s, with a pit stop in Annie's journal.

7. VM: Mega Rolls

It's Abbey and Annie with a quick VM (Voice Memo/Voicemail/Virtual Matriarchy) to all TP companies. Response required immediately.

6. Ground Control

Scheming teens use creative methods to exert their independence and DO WHAT THEY WANT. Some have fun, others discover they should spend their lunch money on…lunch.

5. Loyalty Situation

Pushed to the brink, girls show their loyalty and defend their honor with a good, old-fashion slap and a hair pull.

4. Summah Summah Summah Time

Girl Scouts, Jews, Happas, and the World Health Organization. Teen travels lead to shenanigans, hook-ups, and a little bit of learning. Don't forget the Deet!